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texted3times) wrote2011-11-19 11:24 pm
texted3times) wrote2011-11-19 11:24 pm
Voicemail
"This is Eric. Leave a message. If it's urgent, contact Jack Priest."
BEEP.
BEEP.
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From here (http://allie-vamp.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=29833#t29833)
"It's Allie. I think I'd remember using your shower as well. Unless it was one of those weekends. In which case we're never, ever going to talk about it."
"It's Allie. I think I'd remember using your shower as well. Unless it was one of those weekends. In which case we're never, ever going to talk about it."
Edited 2013-05-17 13:19 (UTC)
[From here:]
All right? Please don't tell me about your cuddling, especially if you're cuddling who I think you're cuddling.
All right? Please don't tell me about your cuddling, especially if you're cuddling who I think you're cuddling.
Edited 2013-05-17 13:32 (UTC)
[From here!]
"...Wait, I'm supposed to compensate you for a famous toothbrush? What the Hell does that even mean? Is this a drunk call?"
"...Wait, I'm supposed to compensate you for a famous toothbrush? What the Hell does that even mean? Is this a drunk call?"
Edited 2013-05-17 21:11 (UTC)
@ your club, but you're not here. you're a terrible uncle and i'm disowning you.
This was a very important text. Also 100% serious. Really.
This was a very important text. Also 100% serious. Really.
"Hello, Eric, it's your lucky day. I've realized I have more important places to be, so you can return to drenching your club in the blood of people who don't know how to handle axes, let alone while drunk. Bye!"
Eric sent back a picture of the beer he was drinking. And here I'd ordered something special for you. Guess I'll drink them all myself.
Have fun.
... Sorry, Eric. He was currently swamped in problems, all of which were bigger than you buying rude beers.
... Sorry, Eric. He was currently swamped in problems, all of which were bigger than you buying rude beers.
Was it ridiculous for Annie to totally not text Diego when she had seen him mere hours prior? Yes, but that was kind of their speed, really.
I miss your face already today. :(
I miss your face already today. :(
On the one hand, Lucifer's reply to that rude message was going to wind up at the right person.
On the other hand, it was going elsewhere, too.
Oh so who's uncivilized now, hm?
On the other hand, it was going elsewhere, too.
Oh so who's uncivilized now, hm?
It had been two hours since she had sent a text to shunsui and now Jessica was getting irritated.
Just in case you are fucking clueless, that last text was a booty call. Now where's my fucking sake already?
Just in case you are fucking clueless, that last text was a booty call. Now where's my fucking sake already?
John wasn't sure WHAT Faye was on about this time, but that didn't mean he was going to ignore it.
I don't have security cameras, sunshine, and I certainly don't have any strapping men over here taking things off, but if you want to help me fix that, I'm interested.
I don't have security cameras, sunshine, and I certainly don't have any strapping men over here taking things off, but if you want to help me fix that, I'm interested.
Well, that was an...unexpected call, but definitely one that needed to be addressed, like, ASAP.
"Heeeyyyy....soooo, yeaaahhh, I'm really not sure who's saying that stuff about us, either, but let me assure you that I am a firm believer in boundries for these sorts of things and my interest in you is also very, very strictly academic and professional.
"And with that in mind, let me also just say that you're doing a great job, and I have been very impressed with your work."
"Heeeyyyy....soooo, yeaaahhh, I'm really not sure who's saying that stuff about us, either, but let me assure you that I am a firm believer in boundries for these sorts of things and my interest in you is also very, very strictly academic and professional.
"And with that in mind, let me also just say that you're doing a great job, and I have been very impressed with your work."
And what was that on Tuesday? Why yes, a text:
Tomorrow makes it two weeks
Octavia tried to come up with something quippy to end that, but... Well, clearly she hadn't succeeded.
Tomorrow makes it two weeks
Octavia tried to come up with something quippy to end that, but... Well, clearly she hadn't succeeded.
The toothpick army has been defeated.
In case that had been keeping her away.
In case that had been keeping her away.
If only.
Good to know, she sent back. Hesitated, then also sent, But we are still at sea
Good to know, she sent back. Hesitated, then also sent, But we are still at sea
No choice but to redecorate, then. How does Lucifer feel about honky tonks?
Eric would set himself--well, maybe not himself, definitely Tiny--on fire before turning the bar into a honky tonk.
Eric would set himself--well, maybe not himself, definitely Tiny--on fire before turning the bar into a honky tonk.
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