Eric Northman (
texted3times
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2011
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11:24 pm
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"This is Eric. Leave a message. If it's urgent, contact Jack Priest."
BEEP.
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hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com
2013-05-13 05:01 pm (UTC)
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Hey, look! A text!
There was a picture of a very drunk blonde girl in a plaid belly shirt, standing on a bar and attempting to make a lasso with her hair.
whats the bset way 2 inurjre tihs person
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texted3times
2013-05-13 07:22 pm (UTC)
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You could wait for gravity,
Eric suggested,
or yank her by her presumably tacky cheap cowboy boots while her hair covers her eyes.
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hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com
2013-05-13 07:35 pm (UTC)
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That sounded like a good plan, actually. April liked that plan. She just had one question.
if she kcks me, are her eyes off lmiits?
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texted3times
2013-05-13 07:47 pm (UTC)
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Not at all,
Eric assured her.
Tell her that her fake boobs are terrible, too.
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hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com
2013-05-13 07:51 pm (UTC)
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thx,
April replied sincerely.
ill pass it on. youre th best
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There was a picture of a very drunk blonde girl in a plaid belly shirt, standing on a bar and attempting to make a lasso with her hair.
whats the bset way 2 inurjre tihs person
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if she kcks me, are her eyes off lmiits?
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