texted3times: (bitchface)
Eric Northman ([personal profile] texted3times) wrote2011-11-19 11:24 pm

Voicemail

"This is Eric. Leave a message. If it's urgent, contact Jack Priest."

BEEP.

Crazy Phone Day(s)

[identity profile] abakingmetaphor.livejournal.com 2013-05-17 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[[ From here (http://abakingmetaphor.livejournal.com/554.html?thread=554#t554) ]]

"Okay I'm pretty sure you got the wrong number like the squirrel person but for the record my shower is awesome. I've got a shower head that...does absolutely nothing for me, really...I gotta go."
Edited 2013-05-17 05:41 (UTC)