texted3times: (bitchface)
Eric Northman ([personal profile] texted3times) wrote2011-11-19 11:24 pm
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Voicemail

"This is Eric. Leave a message. If it's urgent, contact Jack Priest."

BEEP.
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bitten_notshy: ([neg] bored already)

Crazy Phones

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2015-04-02 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[From here]

"Sod off. You should be so lucky as to hear about my porn. And I don't have herpes."
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