"...You do that." Not moving the hat. Not, not, not. "I'll just...stay right here and never touch moonshine again as long as I live."
And also button his pants.
If Bo seemed a little less freaked out than he should be,
1. He was a damn fine liar.
2. The relationship between Bo, certain male family members, and variousstages of nudity really was excessively homoerotic.
3. Not that he would describe it using those words. He'd know excessive and part of the other one, but you'd still have to sit him down with a book and a chart and then back far enough away that he couldn't punch you in the face once he figured out what you were saying about him and his cousins.
4. He had a cowboy hat to cling to. You can make it through a lot of situations with just a cowboy hat and a prayer.
5. He was still working on the prayer. Right now it mostly consisted of Dear Heavenly Father, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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And also button his pants.
If Bo seemed a little less freaked out than he should be,
1. He was a damn fine liar.
2. The relationship between Bo, certain male family members, and various stages of nudity really was excessively homoerotic.
3. Not that he would describe it using those words. He'd know excessive and part of the other one, but you'd still have to sit him down with a book and a chart and then back far enough away that he couldn't punch you in the face once he figured out what you were saying about him and his cousins.
4. He had a cowboy hat to cling to. You can make it through a lot of situations with just a cowboy hat and a prayer.
5. He was still working on the prayer. Right now it mostly consisted of Dear Heavenly Father, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...