Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for at least making sure if worst comes to worst I probably didn't catch anything if this fella's a doctor?

It lacked a certain something as fervent prayers went, and would probably get him kicked out of the First Rock Baptist Church of Hazzard County.

"Pleased to, uh... You know, maybe I lied about never touching moonshine again. You come across any while you've been lookin' for pants and Betty Lou?"