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Date: 2011-11-20 04:44 pm (UTC)Trying to get to Fandom via the Ice Age. Fought a saber tooth tiger. If Im not the most badass woman youve ever slept with I never want to know about it.
Oh good, she still had a sense of humor. Let's see if that lasted the day.
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Date: 2011-11-20 09:02 pm (UTC)I know I usually tell you not to eat things, but if you wanna go after the Portalocity gnome Im fine with that.
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Date: 2011-11-21 12:18 am (UTC)When I get there- AND I WILL GET THERE- Im sleeping for half my day, and then probably drinking a lot. You have been warned.
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Date: 2011-12-03 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-12 11:54 pm (UTC)Crazy Phone Day
Date: 2012-03-21 04:58 am (UTC)"For one thing, darling, you are very cute. You should stop being surprised when people tell you that. But, anyway, about that phone call--" And then the call dropped.
A minute later, a text arrived. Sorry about that. Lost my erection.
That was SUPPOSED to say 'reception.'
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Date: 2012-06-08 08:20 pm (UTC)Wrong, it was two little boxes of dirt.
Told you I'd keep sending it. -J
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Date: 2013-01-26 05:19 pm (UTC)This is me texting out of work tomorrow. See you next week.
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Date: 2013-01-26 06:41 pm (UTC)The fuck?
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Date: 2013-05-13 05:01 pm (UTC)There was a picture of a very drunk blonde girl in a plaid belly shirt, standing on a bar and attempting to make a lasso with her hair.
whats the bset way 2 inurjre tihs person
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Date: 2013-05-13 07:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2013-05-17 05:41 am (UTC)"Okay I'm pretty sure you got the wrong number like the squirrel person but for the record my shower is awesome. I've got a shower head that...does absolutely nothing for me, really...I gotta go."
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Date: 2013-05-17 09:05 am (UTC)Crazy Phone Day(s)!
Date: 2013-05-17 10:17 am (UTC)"Man, kid, I'm sure whoever you didn't wanna thank would've appreciated it. But that's not em so I'm gonna delete this for you."
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Date: 2013-05-17 10:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-17 01:15 pm (UTC)"It's Allie. I think I'd remember using your shower as well. Unless it was one of those weekends. In which case we're never, ever going to talk about it."
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Date: 2013-05-17 07:49 pm (UTC)Phone Day!
Date: 2013-05-17 01:31 pm (UTC)All right? Please don't tell me about your cuddling, especially if you're cuddling who I think you're cuddling.
Re: Phone Day!
Date: 2013-05-17 07:45 pm (UTC)Crazy Phone
Date: 2013-05-17 09:10 pm (UTC)"...Wait, I'm supposed to compensate you for a famous toothbrush? What the Hell does that even mean? Is this a drunk call?"
Re: Crazy Phone
Date: 2013-05-17 09:19 pm (UTC)Text message, Friday evening
Date: 2014-08-01 08:53 pm (UTC)This was a very important text. Also 100% serious. Really.
Crazy Phones
Date: 2015-04-02 01:20 am (UTC)"Sod off. You should be so lucky as to hear about my porn. And I don't have herpes."
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Date: 2020-09-06 06:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-09-08 02:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2021-04-01 10:21 am (UTC)totally nottext Diego when she had seen him mere hours prior? Yes, but that was kind of their speed, really.I miss your face already today. :(
Re: Phone Day!
Date: 2021-04-01 05:04 pm (UTC)Crazy Phone Day
Date: 2021-04-01 03:23 pm (UTC)On the other hand, it was going elsewhere, too.
Oh so who's uncivilized now, hm?
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Date: 2021-04-01 05:15 pm (UTC)Phone Day!
Date: 2021-04-01 04:12 pm (UTC)Just in case you are fucking clueless, that last text was a booty call. Now where's my fucking sake already?
Re: Phone Day!
Date: 2021-04-01 05:13 pm (UTC)Wacky Phones 2021
Date: 2021-04-01 05:50 pm (UTC)I don't have security cameras, sunshine, and I certainly don't have any strapping men over here taking things off, but if you want to help me fix that, I'm interested.
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Date: 2021-04-01 06:23 pm (UTC)Too bad John didn't get the message.
Phone Day!
Date: 2021-04-01 06:32 pm (UTC)"Heeeyyyy....soooo, yeaaahhh, I'm really not sure who's saying that stuff about us, either, but let me assure you that I am a firm believer in boundries for these sorts of things and my interest in you is also very, very strictly academic and professional.
"And with that in mind, let me also just say that you're doing a great job, and I have been very impressed with your work."
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Date: 2021-04-01 07:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-05-07 06:29 pm (UTC)Tomorrow makes it two weeks
Octavia tried to come up with something quippy to end that, but... Well, clearly she hadn't succeeded.
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Date: 2024-05-07 06:52 pm (UTC)In case that had been keeping her away.
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Date: 2024-06-13 12:18 pm (UTC)"Why haven't we hooked up yet? We should hook up. No, wheel, I don't need your help with this call, this is Eric, we should be hooking up already. GET OFF MY BACK, WHEEL!"
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Date: 2024-06-19 11:43 pm (UTC)I wish to assure you that there is neither a previous text nor any romantic feelings, and if this is in reference to whoever claimed we 'flanged' I don't know anything about that, either.
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Date: 2024-06-19 11:56 pm (UTC)