Voicemail

Nov. 19th, 2011 11:24 pm
texted3times: (bitchface)
[personal profile] texted3times
"This is Eric. Leave a message. If it's urgent, contact Jack Priest."

BEEP.

Date: 2011-11-20 04:44 pm (UTC)
solo_sword: (wintery)
From: [personal profile] solo_sword
Jaina was pretty sure Eric was going to be asleep by this time, so she stuck to text rather than calling. She sort of thought he'd get more of a kick out of this story than she was, really.

Trying to get to Fandom via the Ice Age. Fought a saber tooth tiger. If Im not the most badass woman youve ever slept with I never want to know about it.

Oh good, she still had a sense of humor. Let's see if that lasted the day.

Date: 2011-11-20 09:02 pm (UTC)
solo_sword: (frown)
From: [personal profile] solo_sword
Some time after the last text, say, around the time Jaina was in Timbuktu, another one came through.

I know I usually tell you not to eat things, but if you wanna go after the Portalocity gnome Im fine with that.

Date: 2011-11-21 12:18 am (UTC)
solo_sword: (resigned)
From: [personal profile] solo_sword
Jaina didn't want to spam. So she might keep it at this unless something else horrible happened. And she felt this was relevant to his interests.

When I get there- AND I WILL GET THERE- Im sleeping for half my day, and then probably drinking a lot. You have been warned.

Date: 2011-12-03 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justwantsquiet.livejournal.com
"Eric, it's Sookie." A pause, as she collected her thoughts, and then, "I have no idea who Joan is, by the way, but I wanted to talk to you. I -- Bobby and I are stuck in his world, and it's...going away. I don't know what's happening, but please tell our friends there -- Karla, and Emma, and Warren -- or, well, Karla'll probably tell him, but -- tell them we said goodbye. And this is me, saying goodbye to you. Thank you. There's not much we can do, but -- just. Thank you, Eric. If you can figure out how to stop this, try, but...it was an honor knowing you when I did."

Date: 2012-03-12 11:54 pm (UTC)
solo_sword: (smiling in profile)
From: [personal profile] solo_sword
If theres not a walkoff the next time I see you I will be so disappointed.

Crazy Phone Day

Date: 2012-03-21 04:58 am (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Telephone)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
After three years, Karla knew that sometimes the phones acted up. Unfortunately, when she was very busy with something else (for example, inventory at 'Dite's) she could be a little braindead. Which was why she was trying to call Katniss back and explain to her about the stupid phones.

"For one thing, darling, you are very cute. You should stop being surprised when people tell you that. But, anyway, about that phone call--" And then the call dropped.

A minute later, a text arrived. Sorry about that. Lost my erection.

That was SUPPOSED to say 'reception.'

Date: 2012-06-08 08:20 pm (UTC)
solo_sword: (Default)
From: [personal profile] solo_sword
And sometime on Friday, a package would be delivered. Guess what it was. Just guess.

Wrong, it was two little boxes of dirt.

Told you I'd keep sending it. -J

Date: 2013-01-26 05:19 pm (UTC)
solo_sword: (older!boy!jaina- wtf)
From: [personal profile] solo_sword
Hey, guess what. When you woke up looking like your dead twin, you got a text.

This is me texting out of work tomorrow. See you next week.

Date: 2013-01-26 06:43 pm (UTC)
solo_sword: (older!boy!jaina- in a mood)
From: [personal profile] solo_sword
What? Do none of your employees ever call out?

She was trying to be considerate in her trauma here.

Date: 2013-01-26 06:49 pm (UTC)
solo_sword: (older!boy!jaina- in a mood)
From: [personal profile] solo_sword
No. Just something came up.

Date: 2013-01-26 07:03 pm (UTC)
solo_sword: (older!boy!jaina- in a mood)
From: [personal profile] solo_sword
Unless he had powers she didn't know about...

Not really. It'll be fine in a couple days.

Date: 2013-01-26 07:31 pm (UTC)
solo_sword: (older!boy!jaina- almost smiley)
From: [personal profile] solo_sword
She really did appreciate that. And the fact that she got nice!Eric.

I will. Thanks.

Date: 2013-05-13 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com
Hey, look! A text!

There was a picture of a very drunk blonde girl in a plaid belly shirt, standing on a bar and attempting to make a lasso with her hair.

whats the bset way 2 inurjre tihs person

Date: 2013-05-13 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com
That sounded like a good plan, actually. April liked that plan. She just had one question.

if she kcks me, are her eyes off lmiits?

Date: 2013-05-13 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com
thx, April replied sincerely. ill pass it on. youre th best

Crazy Phone Day(s)

Date: 2013-05-17 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abakingmetaphor.livejournal.com
[[ From here (http://abakingmetaphor.livejournal.com/554.html?thread=554#t554) ]]

"Okay I'm pretty sure you got the wrong number like the squirrel person but for the record my shower is awesome. I've got a shower head that...does absolutely nothing for me, really...I gotta go."
Edited Date: 2013-05-17 05:41 am (UTC)

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

Date: 2013-05-17 10:17 am (UTC)
newroutines: ([pos] Heh.)
From: [personal profile] newroutines
[From here!]

"Man, kid, I'm sure whoever you didn't wanna thank would've appreciated it. But that's not em so I'm gonna delete this for you."

Date: 2013-05-17 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allie-vamp.livejournal.com
From here (http://allie-vamp.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=29833#t29833)

"It's Allie. I think I'd remember using your shower as well. Unless it was one of those weekends. In which case we're never, ever going to talk about it."
Edited Date: 2013-05-17 01:19 pm (UTC)

Phone Day!

Date: 2013-05-17 01:31 pm (UTC)
bitten_notshy: ([pos] grinning in B&W)
From: [personal profile] bitten_notshy
[From here:]

All right? Please don't tell me about your cuddling, especially if you're cuddling who I think you're cuddling.
Edited Date: 2013-05-17 01:32 pm (UTC)

Crazy Phone

Date: 2013-05-17 09:10 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Huh?)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
[From here!]

"...Wait, I'm supposed to compensate you for a famous toothbrush? What the Hell does that even mean? Is this a drunk call?"
Edited Date: 2013-05-17 09:11 pm (UTC)

Text message, Friday evening

Date: 2014-08-01 08:53 pm (UTC)
vanillajello: (Pretty and knows it.)
From: [personal profile] vanillajello
@ your club, but you're not here. you're a terrible uncle and i'm disowning you.

This was a very important text. Also 100% serious. Really.

Crazy Phones

Date: 2015-04-02 01:20 am (UTC)
bitten_notshy: ([neg] bored already)
From: [personal profile] bitten_notshy
[From here]

"Sod off. You should be so lucky as to hear about my porn. And I don't have herpes."
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