Voicemail

Nov. 19th, 2011 11:24 pm
texted3times: (bitchface)
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"This is Eric. Leave a message. If it's urgent, contact Jack Priest."

BEEP.

Crazy Phone Day

Date: 2012-03-21 04:58 am (UTC)
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After three years, Karla knew that sometimes the phones acted up. Unfortunately, when she was very busy with something else (for example, inventory at 'Dite's) she could be a little braindead. Which was why she was trying to call Katniss back and explain to her about the stupid phones.

"For one thing, darling, you are very cute. You should stop being surprised when people tell you that. But, anyway, about that phone call--" And then the call dropped.

A minute later, a text arrived. Sorry about that. Lost my erection.

That was SUPPOSED to say 'reception.'

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