Voicemail

[texted3times]

"This is Eric. Leave a message. If it's urgent, contact Jack Priest."

BEEP.

Comments

[my_own_advocate]

"Hello, Eric, it's your lucky day. I've realized I have more important places to be, so you can return to drenching your club in the blood of people who don't know how to handle axes, let alone while drunk. Bye!"

[texted3times]

Eric sent back a picture of the beer he was drinking. And here I'd ordered something special for you. Guess I'll drink them all myself.

[my_own_advocate]

Have fun.

... Sorry, Eric. He was currently swamped in problems, all of which were bigger than you buying rude beers.