Jaina was pretty sure Eric was going to be asleep by this time, so she stuck to text rather than calling. She sort of thought he'd get more of a kick out of this story than she was, really.
Trying to get to Fandom via the Ice Age. Fought a saber tooth tiger. If Im not the most badass woman youve ever slept with I never want to know about it.
Oh good, she still had a sense of humor. Let's see if that lasted the day.
"Eric, it's Sookie." A pause, as she collected her thoughts, and then, "I have no idea who Joan is, by the way, but I wanted to talk to you. I -- Bobby and I are stuck in his world, and it's...going away. I don't know what's happening, but please tell our friends there -- Karla, and Emma, and Warren -- or, well, Karla'll probably tell him, but -- tell them we said goodbye. And this is me, saying goodbye to you. Thank you. There's not much we can do, but -- just. Thank you, Eric. If you can figure out how to stop this, try, but...it was an honor knowing you when I did."
After three years, Karla knew that sometimes the phones acted up. Unfortunately, when she was very busy with something else (for example, inventory at 'Dite's) she could be a little braindead. Which was why she was trying to call Katniss back and explain to her about the stupid phones.
"For one thing, darling, you are very cute. You should stop being surprised when people tell you that. But, anyway, about that phone call--" And then the call dropped.
A minute later, a text arrived. Sorry about that. Lost my erection.
[[ From here (http://abakingmetaphor.livejournal.com/554.html?thread=554#t554) ]]
"Okay I'm pretty sure you got the wrong number like the squirrel person but for the record my shower is awesome. I've got a shower head that...does absolutely nothing for me, really...I gotta go."
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