Eric's Apartment [evening. Of course it's evening. It's *always* evening with Eric]

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After time drinking, watching Tiny mutter to himself, and making light chitchat with Jaina, it was time to get the entire story out of her--or at least as much as she was willing to tell him.

"After you," he said, opening his door (he didn't lock because really. If you tried to rob Eric, you deserved what you got) and ushering her in.

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"Didn't work," she lied.

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Eric glanced down at her and laughed. "Sure it did."

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"Did you hear any 'ew's? Because I didn't remember saying them," she told him.

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"You don't have to say them," Eric said, still smirking.

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"Are you a mind-reader now?" she asked, trying not to smirk back.

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"No, just been around for a while," Eric replied.

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"And you've probably mentioned a lot of times how people taste?" Just a guess there.

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"It keeps me entertained on slow nights at Fangtasia," Eric said.

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She could so see that. "And here too, I guess?"

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"Tiny's not as impressed, but the DJs pee themselves," Eric said, sounding happy.

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"We have got to get you a hobby," she said with a little laugh.

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"Taunting DJs can be a hobby!"

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"A hobby that's not taunting DJs!" she countered.

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"I'm not going to learn to knit."

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"Even though it's a hilarious mental image and I'm sure Pam would really enjoy that?"

Said while trying to look really cute since she wanted to pass along that idea to Pam anyway...

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"Knitting is much more hard core when you're a vampire," Eric decided. "You're wielding pointy wooden things."

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"See, you just made it badass." She nodded.

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"I make everything badass," Eric told her.

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Jaina opened her mouth for some witty retort... and found she didn't have one.

"Okay, it's not fair that I want to find something you don't make badass when I'm already trying to find something you're not good at," she complained.

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Eric smirked. "I'd say I'm sorry but I'm not."

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Stop smirking, Eric. She was trying to be good here.

"You're bad at being sorry?" she tried.

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"Who wants to be good at that?" Eric asked, making a face.

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"Who wants to be bad at anything?" Jaina countered.

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"Losers?" Eric tried.

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"Pretty sure that's still not an ambition for them," she laughed.